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December 2011
AAA's Tipsy Tow
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Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
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Shelby tells me the Kirk and Spock salt and pepper...
I’ll stop shipping it when they stop being so gay for each other.
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Let’s nineties the SHIT outta this BITCH!
– Rachey (via milkthelightning)
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